your mums such a pig, everyone she knows has got swine flu

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your mums so ugly she cant use a mirror

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your mums so fat that when she jumped into the sea, there was no see

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your mums so fat, she makes jabba the hut look aneresic

your moma so dum, she put her tv in the freezer so it wouldn't go of

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You're mum's so ugly, she make blind kids cry

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Yo mama's such a loser she uses Microsoft Word to write a love letter.

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Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur

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Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

your mum is so old when i slapt her on the back her tits fell of¬!!!!!!

your mum is so old when i slapt her on the back her tits fell of¬!!!!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, American express left home without her.

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