yo mamma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doin and she said moving
Submitted by curtis375 on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 19:27
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your mums such a pig, everyone she knows has got swine flu
Submitted by the moma on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:30
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your mums so fat that when she jumped into the sea, there was no see
Submitted by the moma on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:24
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your mums so fat, she makes jabba the hut look aneresic
Submitted by the moma on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:22
your moma so dum, she put her tv in the freezer so it wouldn't go of
Submitted by the moma on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:21
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Your mom so fat, when you stood in the middle of the road the cars thought she was a roundabout
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:22
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Yo mama's such a loser she uses Microsoft Word to write a love letter.
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:20
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Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:13
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Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:12
your mum is so old when i slapt her on the back her tits fell of¬!!!!!!
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:11
your mum is so old when i slapt her on the back her tits fell of¬!!!!!!
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:11
Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:08
Yo mama's so ugly, American express left home without her.
Submitted by bilcan on Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:07
