yo mama so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 03:17
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yo mamma so fat she turned up to a party and they shouted out THE BOUNCY CASTLE HAS ARRIVED
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 12:49
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your mama is so fat that when she jumped in the sea all the whales sung we are family you are fatter than me
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 17:06
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Yo mamma so fat, she got on the train for the gravy.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 04:01
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Yo mamma so fat, yo daddy comes to the dinner table with a fly swatter.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 19:18
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Yo mamma so fat, they showed a picture her at the end of a Mastercard commericial and wrote: Bottomless.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 19:14
Yo momma so fat, she chased after a milkdud rolling down the hill, tripped, and beat it to the bottom.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 19:12
Yo mamma so fat, she takes the happy out of the Happy Meal.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 19:03
skinny she had to run around the shower to get wet
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:17
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Yo mamma so stupid, she hopped in the bath tub for a few minutes and wondered when the shower would kick on.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:51
Yo mamma so fat and lazy, she blamed it on the Kit Kat bar.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:48
Yo mamma so fat, she went to the amusement park and people kept putting tickets in her mouth.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:48
Yo mamma so fat, she made an alliance with the Coronel.
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:46
Yo mamma so fat, people used to tie her laces together and yell "Timber!"
Submitted by Rinji_HalfElf on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:44
Yo mamma so fat, McDonald's put up wanted posters.
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:42
